when I'm on tumblr...
and I see I have a message:
and then they don’t respond within 10 seconds:
When people throw skittles at me and tell me to catch it in my mouth..
hungry hungry hippos ! I love that game XD
Talking to my mom about me having a car
- Me: Man I can't wait till I get a car
- Me: Hey! Guess what is going to be the first song I play in my car
- Mom: What?
- Me: They see me rollin..... they hattin......ummm........THE CATCH ME RIDING DIRTY!!!!!!!! THEY CATCH ME RIDING DIRTY!!!!!!!! THEY CATCH ME RIDING DIRTY!!!!!!!
- Mom: I don't know who you are anymore..
"Don't have sex cause you willl get pregant and die. Don't have sex in the missonary position, don't have sex standing up. Just dont do it. Promise?...Okay everybody take some rubbers."
This quote is the equivalent of my sex ed classes in school ;P